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My goldfish is dead.

I took a leak in his tank,

maybe that killed him…

 

 

Oh God help us all!

I mixed gas and orange juice.

I made some napalm.

 

 

The chow mein is old.

I tried to microwave it,

it’s now on the wall.

 

 

I dropped a hammer.

It fell on my fucking foot.

Ouch! Goddammit all!